One imagines that, if making your attorney a co-conspirator so that all of your conspiring took place within a protected client-attorney context was a valid legal strategy, someone else would have successfully done it before Trump came along.

It’s about Amazon having more dials and knobs to turn into order to keep their profit/cost ratio in a low and favorable tax bracket.

The correct plural is “Jesii.”

I mean, yes, but this story has a context. There’s no longer any reasonable doubt about the contents of the Steele Dossier, because a story about the President letting his pathetic needs get him into something he’s desperate to squirm out of is playing out in real time.

I’m already thinking about how I’m going to have to sit in the back, lest someone behind (and uphill from) me tries to hold it but can’t make it.

I used to work for a PC repair shop (not Geek Squad, and I wasn’t one of the techs), and I came here to post this exact thing. You take your car to the garage with a kidnapping victim tied up in the trunk, the auto shop is going to call the cops when they find her.

You can’t spell “hope” without “ho.”

I wish I could find it now, but O’Neill told TV Guide while the show was still on the air that he found the role of Al Bundy challenging, because he hated the character.

I was thinking of another villain.

Indeed, thanks. My cousin has a son who has been diagnosed as being on the spectrum, and I’ll forward this to him right away. There’s an AMC theater in our area. I really appreciate it.

Only if you want to see a much better movie than the one that was released last night.

Tim Allen’s stand-up act, which was the chief inspiration for Home Improvement, was a decades-early preview of the “what about the men” MRA script. This is who he’s always been.

My pet theory is that white people have been spiritual refugees ever since the Roman Empire forced our ancestors to convert to their faith at sword point, not that it excuses any of the harm we’ve done since.

Grassley wants the interviews released so that every suspect who hasn’t testified yet can get their stories on the same sheet of paper. It’s witness tampering.

As a white dude, it’s not my place to joke that Erykah better call Tyrone. If anyone else wants to use it, though, be my guest.

I wonder if the Germans have a word for “the specific feeling of being ashamed of the life choices of somebody who you already knew was a porn star.”

Dudebro: “Die, insect!:

That’s Twitter’s track record, lately. They don’t actually have standards, unless a reflexive response to public pressure is a standard. They’re a weathervane.

Between the 2006 encounter and Trump’s run for President in 2016, Daniels ran for Senator in Louisiana as a Republican. I don’t doubt that she’s a sincere Trump supporter.