I’ve already blazed through Agents of Mayhem’s campaign mode, but I’ll still probably unlock the rest of the Agents (with breaks to rampage through the city as Daisy, pictured above).

The Warlock’s “discard a random card in order to play a card, then hurt yourself to draw more cards” theme is so limiting that it’s hilarious to imagine Warlocks imposing the same pain on others. Watch for this card to be nerfed or increased in cost in an emergency hotfix not long after the expansion goes live.

Our culture has to change before our politics can, unfortunately.

It’s because he’s still the biggest name in comedy.

I heard a pretty good working definition of “centrist” during the 2016 election campaign: “someone who wants the economy to stay as unjust as it is now, but half of the One Percent will be female, a tenth of the One Percent will be black, a twelfth of the One Percent will be latino/latina, and whatever the appropriate…

Installing Yeltsin literally did so much damage to Russia that it’s taken them this long to recover and find a way to get us back. It’s 26 years later. We fucked Russia for an entire generation with one stunt.

The erectile dysfunction is worth citing largely because it’s hard to argue that it’s medically essential.

To be fair, the Obama administration kept its unemployment numbers artificially low by refusing to count people who had stopped looking for work.

Fusion was arguably a more positive-sounding name than Splinter. One evokes an image of people coming together, the other people splitting apart.

C.S.A. is ninety minutes of Kevin Willmott kicking the historical revisions of modern southerners right in the ball sack, and I love it. It should be played in public schools and on national holidays.

So where were the black voters who asked Hillary about reparations? Tap dance all you want, but the elephant in the room is that black voters held the Jewish guy to a standard that they didn’t hold Clinton to, even with the ways that Bill Clinton had burned black people still fresh in all of our memories.

I always figured that a significant amount of the ire was over the Democrats passing the Heritage Foundation’s plan to give the insurance lobby a captive audience. Viewing the two parties as two rival gangs of whores competing for the same lobbying money, the Democrats were cutting in on the Heritage Foundation’s…

Obama also literally instituted a policy of assassinating American citizens overseas with drone strikes

I thought her parents had that marriage annulled. The version of the story I’d heard was that she lied about her age on the marriage certificate. (She was 15, claiming to be 18).

**President Trump tosses his son’s power gauntlet to Ivanka**

Wow. And Dimucci didn’t even get around to mentioning those goddamn settlement quests.

Robonia, I believe.

I don’t have a formal education in law, but in the paperwork on the case, the Justice Department cites Hobby Lobby for violating “19 U.S.C. $1595a(c)(1)(A).” That’s a section of the U.S. Code, a part of our body of law that doesn’t provide criminal penalties for violators.

Hulk Hogan didn’t shut Gawker down. Peter Thiel didn’t shut Gawker down. The courts didn’t shut Gawker down. The new owners did, after the conduct of Gawker’s writers and editors had damaged the brand beyond repair. Want to help? Stop reminding us.

That’s the section that absolutely should be drummed into people’s memories. The section that mwhite66 quoted above, especially, makes clear that Orwell is not writing to deliver a warning about some political dark age that may or may not come in the future; he’s critiquing how political power manifests itself in the…