Don't worry about moderators, Kinja was designed to outsource the job of moderating to the commenters themselves. That line about "much better, in-house comments support" in the FAQ above is the sound of somebody pissing on your leg and telling you that it's raining.

The funeral instructions in my will were inspired by the scene where Richard Dawson reads off the list of the names of the fallen while the Solid Gold Dancers thrust their pelvises into the air mournfully.

32 years later and I'm still waiting for a sequel to Racing Destruction Set.

Sci-fi fans who bought Iron Man will never dig a magical character like
Thor! You'll never sell a guy who dresses in an American flag to
international audiences! You'll never sell a talking racoon who has
space adventures! And the movies turn out to be one monster hit after another. I've come to view the naysaying…

It's really a tragedy that the Cherry Sisters came and went before the technology existed to record video of their live act. Think of the remixes that could be made today. Think of the autotuning.

If you nuke the town, Tenpenny gives you the keys to a big suite in his luxury apartment building. It's a nice place.

"Tell Pharoah that I YAM sent you."

It's a one-and-done, but the Blackadder Christmas Carol is worth seeking out if you've missed it.

I have dubbed them: The X-Bros.