I dunno, Hillary seems pretty good at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. don't ask me for examples.

Credit Reports. Email wiretaps. Stingrays. Mobile GPS that tracks your movements.

Oh fuck yeah! If Carlyle is in full batshit mode a la Begbie and Colqhoun, I would watch that! Mainly to distract me from the horror show of reality as two alpha males compare dicks using the global economy and all out warfare.

"I'm not a liberal like they say! I can be a president too! I can consider the good of the nation above my feelings! Watch, I'll gut the safety net! Sorry, deadweight, we got budgets to balance!"

And the iD. His Kickstarter just got pulled. So to speak.

mmm… says here in my video games manual that we're allowed to kill them 'uns.

No no, you see, Cruz torches the house like this, while Trump be torchin the house like this! It's all how you style!

Is that Chet?

I'd expect nothing less than this from Goatse, gruntled or otherwise.

HOLY SHIT HE'S ONLY 45?! FUCKER LOOKS LIKE HE'S LIVED A THOUSAND LIFETIMES AND EVERY SINGLE ONE INVOLVED SUCKING LEMONS.

It's cool, I sold out man when the first wave of greys arrived! How do you think they knew to go after Tim Sult?!

I'm just tagging onto the highest/most visible comment to say this:

The A.V. Club
Not enough people have AIDS

SHHHHHH WHY YOU HATE MERICA

"I didn't think it was the worst movie ever like some people, but I didn't like the backstory stuff. I thought making MM the product of, like, a hillbillie abusive home, was kind of off mark. I always thought since he was just born evil, they alluded to a more normal middle class home, where the kid was just a…

two weird dicks, then.

If you're sneaky enough, and/or one of you has a capacious purse, ANY theater is one o' them fancy dinner theaters, complete with canned beer that you also brought in. And you get to determine the quality of the food!

I like to think that's in his contracts. "Actor's characters' names must reflect that he is rich, using the common street vernacular of equating varieties of cheese to cash. No brie."

YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT THIS INSTANT DINOSAURS!

Balding Bangs Beardo Finnegan III