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    80s hair bands have returned in ways no one could have ever conceived of.

    We love the new Kowabunga! Kid album, and here's why you should, too.

    I like your optimism.

    upvoted just for getting the fucking HTML to display as desired.

    It's za ghost, it doesn't have to stand in line.

    Goddamn Sublime. Bro realizes he is bro, turns junkie to "get deep," dies. Result: shitty junkie bro lyrics are "deep".

    Girl, I'd like to metaphorically - and physically - screw you.

    1. Goin to mothafucking KAUAI tomorrow!
    2. Gonna sex my wife up in KAUAI all next week!
    3. and, I got my new PC built.

    The other way, though.

    Do the taunts include a redneck guy holding up a sign that says "Get a Brain, Moran!"?

    It's a COPPER pole!

    "Fuck it, cut em up!"

    That shit is so infuriating. In my early 20s I had a roommate situation go south, resulting in half of an unpaid bill of about $150. I had moved literally a half mile down the road, and left a forwarding address, but apparently I was too hard to find to notify about this bill so it became delinquent and I only found…

    Spreadsheets, folks. It's not sexy and it's not fun, but it gives you a visual representation of what you have and what you need to spend, letting you figure out your discretionary income and/or problem areas.

    WE'LL JUST DO THINGS THE DUMBEST FUCKING WAY POSSIBLE BECAUSE THE RIGHT WAY IS TOO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU, RECRUITERS.

    Which is not what was stated. Sure, he didn't murder; sure, he didn't have malicious intent. He was negligent with fatal consequences - he killed the guy.

    He was just like, wandering around his own business and stuff and these drinks, that had been placed in a dangerous spot by the gardeners probably, just fell down and caught him right when he had fully exhaled and he needed oxygen but couldn't breathe the liquid, right? so he just drank the drinks, but it was just…

    He was just like, wandering around his own business and stuff and these drinks, that had been placed in a dangerous spot by the gardeners probably, just fell down and caught him right when he had fully exhaled and he needed oxygen but couldn't breathe the liquid, right? so he just drank the drinks, but it was just…

    I like to imagine the "slapping the crabs" part as dignified-gents-challenging-to-each-other-to-a-duel style. Maybe add some E Honda in there depending on the infestation level.