Did you name your cat after Stella Artois?

Chalupa Jack went from "In A Relationship" to "It's Complicated"

Ah was raised by a cup o' kawfee

This review gets a C-

I like the downer at the end. "Oh shit, posted on the av club, they're gonna make fun of me."

Rollo should be fine, the statement is conditional.

Candyman

Fuck it, why not Emma Stone as Miles Davis?

Only if overachievement smells like weed and nag champa.

It was my introduction to Priest, at the age of 10 or 11, and cheesy as it is, I still like the song. Also, the solo to Locked In was one of the songs that got me into playing guitar:
https://youtu.be/R34fS9rXz2…

Eww, no oolong? Why don't you go back to Chelsea?

"Yall got that goodie mob?"

"sticking *it* to the man"

I'd be so excited to hear more about intergalactic commerce!

Well, sure, if you get all fancy! All you gotta do is put two holes in the side of a box, one above the other, and snake the hose through. Holds it up and vertical!

You misspelled Watson.

A COMMON ERROR

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There's a website that lets users post images, bills itself as the web's most viral images or something. Mostly funny stuff, some pretty neat stuff, some useful stuff, and occasionally some shitty stuff.

jesus fucking christ, AV club, can you fix your fucking filter that causes any comment with the "imgr" website to get moderated but never gets reviewed? I posted a fucking GIS for fuck's sake, and it included that website in the URL, and I get the "Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by A.V. Club." but it never…