But 30,000 people ARE murdered every year! Granted, they are their own murderer in 2/3 of the cases.

Only if it's your family.

you forgot to shout "ARRRGGGGHHHh!"

"From my point of view, the victims are evil!"

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Sign me up!

Well that's not good to hear. Maybe we should change that. Although I'm not sure how you'd screen for that.

Register your automobile, a machine used primarily for transport? yeah, that's a good idea. No complaints except DMV is slow.

Not training, vetting. Training is purpose-neutral. Vetting makes sure the guy with the gun's goals align with ours.

Hey fuck that! If you get the only gun then I call the only crossbow! Reduced range and accuracy but it's more stealthy so I can stealth up on you and shoot you in the neck and then steal your gun and then

How would they fit on stage, though

It's not a requirement for being a parent. Fuck it, illiterate to make life, illiterate to take life, why not?

presumably you meant "lax" gun control.

Well, I was never in the military. What kind of vetting do we do before we give recruits guns? is it comprehensive, or are we like, "Can you point it at the bad guys? Good, here ya go." ?

Defecate Hummers is my new band.

I sure don't get the point of this.

*reluctant upvote*

Once in a while, I'll see a link to one of those and think, yeah, some creepypasta is a good idea!
And then it'll sink in and grab hold, just a fingerhold, but enough, and I'm like, dammit. Whyd I do dat.

Well, they are now.

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