Just the other day I was laughing at "….NAW, WE'RE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!" and hoping it would be the firstie on the next Weird Al AVC item. This'll have to do.

"Nobody remembers his movies for him, much less are able to say yeah,
this was the role I can't imagine anyone else playing. He is an A-list
filler."

SLOW ZOOM, WHITE TEXT ON BLACK
Alien Editor vs Per Diem: Receipts Required

Yes, you *can,* but per Ex Machina that is likely a bad idea.

Hey, I got a question for you. What did commas do to your family to make you hate them so much?

That's not saying much, and I like/liked Stewart.

Wish someone would give me money not to make a movie I don't want to make.

Oh It's Already Been Gotten! (The Gun, That Is, and by Jane.)

How dare she, Ed.

- The A.V. Club

the only proper response:

I loved that about it though. He sets it up like it's all not true, and I'm thinking "Man, who would fabricate all this potentially legal-consequential bullshit and in such detail" and then he's like "I read that because it's true."

They're what you cite as not having met any in your suicide note.

I'm never able to appreciate that joke, since multiple personality disorder and schizophrenia are two different things.

Let's eat, Grampa!
Let's eat Grampa!

You ever seen a raccoon fuck around? They're ALL business raccoons.

"popular crucifixion spokesmodel"

AIN'T HAD MAH MUFFIN YET, MATT!

ONCE.

Trump's inauguration would count.