Wouldn't it be funny if like, Five Guys had guns right now?

That's a perfectly cromulent reason.

Well, goatse.jpg isn't as much of an asshole as Kanye.

"You broke cuz you paid so much to stay off that REDlist, nahmean? Why you been stuck on that aw shucks shit, it's like you STALLIN on all that real patriotism"

::Fred Savage quietly slips away::

I've had a comment "pending" for more than a week because I tried to attribute my joke to that "image you are" site.

DIAMONDS
and dust
Joe Man First
Cobra Man Last
Lamborghinis
Caviar
Dry Martinis
Cobra-La

TNG 8th season episode summaries did it for me.

Hey man, long time no recognize. How ya been?

M.I.A.

Wanted something more spacious?

Cyriak has been doing this for years.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

If it was a fixed rate we'd all be weightless! It would have to constantly accelerate at 1G!

A rapper who goes by B.o.B. and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Whoops. No, "Spy" was the film I meant.

Didn't see Identity Thief, looked stupid. I Spy has Rose Byrne chewing scenery and Jason Statham completely playing up his typecasting. Worth a couple hours.

It always struck me as a Kincaid movie.

Aw man, I was just thinking about his time under the pier the other day.

Fun fact: it's actually Dapper Dan.

What bag of tricks is that? I didn't care for her character in Bridesmaids, but in I Spy she was pretty goddamned funny.