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I hope you eventually cover Enduro, which was fun but maddening. 

Triangle cat lives in Constantinople

Janet is secretly Inspector Spacetime

#notyourscooterbrother

That’s a guy misreading the room.

The first 10 seconds of this:

Taxis immediately appear when needed.

“Bond. <slide whistle> James Bond.”

What was the county budget for all that dirt road construction?

I would say most activist groups that promote legality and safety only care about the legality part.

Time to break out the “I ♣ my baby seal” bumper sticker

If I had a nickel for every bungee cord I swerved to avoid on my commute ...

Let’s see him promote self immolation by example.

those folks that want to believe that only FOOTBAW can craft boys into MEN

They had an imaginary sales goal.

I was so glad to start college - a chance to start anew, with new friends, experiences, maybe finally get a cool nickname.

File to:  CLOWN SHOES