The knife is left out in case another sandwich is needed, the cutting board is left out in case that sandwich needs to be cut 

Did you go to the ATM machine before buying ass-less chaps?

I made a mixtape once that included that simpsons quote. I think my sample ended after “local fun center” though.

she has an ax to grind

The fallout from this will be huge.  

Fallout Scooter Buddies at the end

I imagine JPS as that Spanish princess in Ever After

Russian hands and Roman fingers.

Yes they did, random citizen!

I thought Rodney was going to be killed by Leon at that party.

I want to see Cardi B in a remake or White Men Can’t Jump, or at least on Celebrity Jeopardy

Phil Hartman’s death is the one I still can’t get over. I’ll overhear some stupid infomercial or movie trailer and I’ll think of Troy McClure.

Move to Finland.  Next question.

My wife still talks about chicken Caesar pitas to this day.  

Can’t wait until players get paid so all this under the table payola will magically go away.

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Meijer Chipsters are surprisingly good.

Surely all these under the table payoffs will go away once the players are paid.

Liam has a particular set of skills, and one of them involves recognizing equine intelligence.