Football - it’s toasted!

I can’t not read these quotes without my brain using Morgan Freeman’s voice.

We’re getting that stupid horse password comic strip again, aren’t we?

“Okay, before I hand you the keys, how many of these pictures contain a stop sign?”

“Have you seen this issue before with other owners?”

Sounds like the scouts scene from Moneyball

pictured: He’s real cool/ he chills to the max ...

Sounds like he was confusing it with The Rescuers and it’s sequel The Rescuers Down Under.

You haul propane and propane accessories?

You should see the world’s largest participation trophy in Stone Mountain Georgia

Yeah, I figured you couldn’t explain your gibberish. LOL

people have a biological component (i.e. mentally, they identify with the opposite gender), while “trans-racial” people really like the culture of another ethnicity

Stop trying to make dericho happen!

1980's GL: “A special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing.”

I recently responded to a post on NextDoor

Something about Polk High.

ok ‘ren

There would be scenes from Flash Gordon and Highlander before any Wayne’s World scene.

See also: Tailgate that won’t close/stay up