Please tell us she’s a smoker.

I think they were trying to recreate that “God made a farmer” ad from a few years back.

Loser: Mike Wins

You can’t stop at Chipotle, this is burrito country!

#OLO

go back to RCMB

beating dead horses

He’s no Irving R. Levine.

Maybe your friends are saving up to buy you a car instead.

My “girl name” would have been Jennifer. I was born in ‘73. I have probably met a thousand Jennifers by this point.

I heard that today morning.

I am telling you to do the needful and switch your answer to IT. Ping me once you do that.

I hope you load up the conveyor belt at the store with like items so they get bagged (hopefully) together so it makes unloading at home faster. Freezer section bags get unloaded first, then dairy, etc.

did it have TruCoat?

“Taste of nast”

I feel like every picture of Diane Keaton has been photo-shopped to add more teeth in.

Dany flies away on a dragon. Looking down she sees GOODBYE spelled out in rocks.

Everybody laughs at a joke - then freeze frame.

School admins at the university level need to be aware that the stakes are higher than they realize. Maybe asking them if they would rather have trophies or federal funding / research dollars would be a good start.