Whenever I find myself in an awkward situation (many times a day) this plays in my head:

thats SOP for Ford, if its not a big enough issue, they just remain tight lipped on it, treat those affected customers as if they’re crazy, act like there’s nothing wrong, and, in theory, so long as no lives are at steak

CDAN ruined Newsies for me.

#WHYYYYYYYYYY

Ty Burrell holding the cancer stick he got hit with.

This is harder than “Worf’s head on Wesley’s body or vice versa?”

I was hoping the letter would say “ also I am joining a band called The Who”

I want a whole episode of Tommy playing with his battlefield setup.

I was one of those until one day I had to brake suddenly on the highway and all that snow on my roof came forward and covered my windshield (it was much warmer the day after the snowfall) . My wipers could barely push it away.

You’re just jealous of his helicopter.

what a sad take

How do they fuel up their lawn mowers?

Gregory:

Judging by the driver, it seats about 20.

New Kids on the Block

I was waiting for you to post that.

It’s a huge slam outta nowhere.

Or a Martian on his way to Boston.

People like him (this includes celebrities) aren’t helping the causes they aim to support. The intended audience just sees them as entitled and classist hypocrites and reject the message.

/flips moneylender’s table