I want to be a godlike owner and get a city to build me a stadium with as many tax breaks as possible. Where’s that game? Or a game called

aussie asian app bro who just copied Frogger with a chicken

finally escaping into the outside world the child has never known.

How could you forget this? Or weren’t you born yet?

I’m rolling this big doughnut, and there’s a snake wearing a vest ...

D-Mac looks like someone photo-shopped his face smaller but left the head normal sized. Big Al looks like an NPC from some video game.

11. Drunk Waze

They didn’t want him getting all uppity. In the air, of course.

I got stuck sitting on a plane in front of two ladies from Michigan this summer. People, you don’t know pain until you’ve been subjected to three nonstop hours of the Michigan accent. It is fucking BRUTAL. They don’t know they have an accent, either. Like, at least Minnesotans KNOW they sound stupid. Michigan people…

C# programmer, obviously.

It's like Unsolved Mysteries exploded all over cable.

YOU DON’T SAY?

This is a creepy looking villain. I like it.

His happy dance at the end of the “Dysfunctional Family Feud” skit ...

Great, now I have an image of a bonobo in a track suit, kangol, gold chain, and a huge boom box on one shoulder.

Hello, Murray.

His character was an obstetrician with a office in his basement.