This needs to be a podcast, with each entry read by Daniel Stern over the Byrd's "Turn, Turn, Turn"

"I liked the part where the buildings fell down!"

They ended up winning second place. They received steak knives.

Clausen is full of piss and vinegar

Camp Snoopy FTW. "The struggle for security is no picnic!"

"you were parked!"

Why is Hitler?