RIGHT? That reporter gave him such an opportunity to say some vaguely inspiring “we’re all in this together and we’re working hard to help you” type of stuff and he fucking biffs it with that “I hate the press!” attitude.

There’s this one bastard’s face I want to punch... every time I walk past the mirror.

Yeah, I suddenly want a gray and electric teal plaid shirt.

I think it looks fantastic

This has probably been pointed out already, but this screams Hyundai Tiburon throwback (which is what we’re probably going to get):

I don’t care if that car is ever built or the design language ever finds its way to production. Fuck me all the way up with that green plaid seating. 

They’ve gone plaid!

I managed to get a speeding ticket yesterday in a rental Altima. If I bought one of these I’d be in prison the rest of my life.

As a Gen X, I can confirm that in 92-93, there were giant Sir Mixalot asses on every corner. It was a simpler time.

Listen Stan, I wasn’t criticising BTS at all. I wasn’t criticising anyone, and neither was Halfty. Take your misguided ire to Maria, if you must, because she’s the one who asked the question about logistics.

The whole point is that it’s hard to teach kids right from wrong when these rich, influential men clearly never learned the lesson.

I would rather talk to my kids about the joys of sex, mutual masturbation, ass-play, golden showers, spanking, anal beads, bondage, MMF fuck-fests, scat, ball-stomping, gaping, cock choking, bulls, the Alabama Hotpocket and the Kennebunkport surprise than try to reason with them about the current state of public…

I think you could see politics as solely being about, say, laws and governance etc, but everything you do and everything you interact with is going to come back to that sooner or later. Like, right now I’m sitting at home on my couch, and there’s all kinds of people and rights and laws that went into who made my…

A box of tissues.Because a sneeze inside a mini is like explosive decompression in an airliner

“Now hold my Gordon’s while I simplify and add lightness to his wallet.”

Carry on....

“Oh, dear. It looks as though Collin has upended his automobile within the waterway. Someone be a good gent and retrieve him from the canal.”

I was going to guess “My Beer and Watch This.” This is quite literally the 60s British equivalent.

Is this an excuse to post Mercedes streamliners? I’m gonna post some Mercedes streamliners.

I hated the 2015 facelift for the Cruze (bottom photo). It used to look a bit sporty and clean, then they added a bunch of ugly chrome strips and changed the shape of the grilles making them look much more disjointed.