I feel like I keep jumping back and forth between anger and depression. I hope I never get to acceptance. This should not be accepted.

That’s exactly how I felt. I just had the worst feeling after going to bed that I barely got any sleep.

With the senate, house, and presidency red, and a potential supreme court justice from the Republican party... donate to PP if you’ve got it

i am angry today. i am fucking raging.

Some of the ladies at work were crying when I came in and it almost set me off, too. It’s like a funeral here.

I have moved on to the stage of water and snot free-flowing from my face in an unrelenting torrent.

I am an American, living in Germany. Did my share of sobbing too. Had to cancel my FB in part from the assholes - “friends” - who told me I was not allowed to have an opinion about this race because I’m a traitor who finds socialist Europe a better place to live and raise a family...
You know what? It is.
My heart…

Yes and no. This is actually worse. Yet - though angry and horrified - I’m actually calmer now than in 2000. When the Bush v Gore decision was handed down my seventeen year old self cried for hours. I think the shock is more profound this time around. The Shrub had at least served as Governor of Texas, not just as a…

I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

Worse than 2000 by leaps and bounds.

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake. USA: Hold my beer.

When will this NOT be relevant?

This is the thesaurus we’ve been waiting for. So many majestic synonyms. Well done, Jezebel!

An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

I would have been lost without all of you for these last 18 orange tinged months. You guys kept me sane. Every time the Twilight Zone feeling descended I looked to you, authors and fellow Kinjateers to reassure me that the whole country hadn’t lost its friggin’ mind. We laughed, we cried, we voted and hopefully in the…

These need illustrations, and then you’d have one hell of a coffee table book.

Please clap.

Please please please please put all of these on a t-shirt.