I voted for Clinton the Working Families ticket. Because, as this viral twete puts it,

He posted a “proof of life” pic on Instagram today (reading a current newspaper) and said that he was sober and fine. Stassi said on Sirus XM that the cast isn’t allowed to talk about it. Me thinks they got in a fight, and Scheana leaked this to TMZ to take the victim side. Also, to explain why he wasn’t at the…

I work for the state of Texas, so they have early voting in the area. I got to vote two weeks ago & there was a longer line than I’d ever seen. I wanted to jump up and down with excitement after I voted, but surrounded by mostly white middle aged men, I thought better about it. I forgot to wear a pant suit today. I…

Re: Shay- I guess he didn’t come home and stopped responding to her texts a few days ago (but has since resurfaced), Scheana shut off his credit cards and according to “sources” he also drained their checking account. She has been suspiciously quiet about it on Twitter/Insta- I also read that filming is underway on…

Dear Jezebel Staff:

I would be fine if Donald Trump was never able to show his face in public again without a chorus of boos, jeers, Bronx cheers, one-finger salutes, vigorous crotch-chops, and little children lisping “mommy, what’s wrong with that man’s hair?”

......today I stole a parking spot from a huge pickup truck that had a Trump Pence flag waving in its bed. He parked next to me and was like “Excuse me ma’am I was here first!” To which I replied “Well get used to not being first!” and he laughed. I’m sorry, I am past the point of going high.

You’ve got a completely different take on that picture than I.

God, hopefully someone arrests Eric Trump for that or he faces a fine. I know it’s probably a light slap on the wrist, but those laws are there for a reason.

Having failed the D.C. bar exam after passing in Arkansas, Hillary Clinton took her test scores as a sign that she should follow and support Bill, which she did to her own detriment.

Thus it begins in earnest. I’m in it to win it all night. This will by second to last sober post. I love you all. proud to say Mrs. Court and her hubby Mr. Court voted straight Democrat on our North Carolina overseas ballots. I feel a real part of this, with NC being a prime time player in this election. Fuck Trump…

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Pyridium, aka Phenazopyridine, aka Uristat or Azo-Standard or comparable generic, helps A TON with UTI discomfort. IT IS NOT A TREATMENT OR A CURE, but it is an analgesic that helps nb the pain that accompanies a UTI.

I’ve heard that peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs.

“Would I really be able to bring myself to vote for Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz?”

As a lifelong Dem, I’ve been trying to imagine what it would be like if some nutbar had the Democratic nomination. Would I really be able to bring myself to vote for Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz? Navarro seems like a smart, principled lady, and though I imagine she and I would disagree on a lot of policy, I am giving her…

Over 9000.) Don’t just vote for the President, this is how we are in the mess we are in. Vote for Congress, the Senate, state Senate, State House, local elections, mayor, school board, city/town council. Vote more than once every 4 years. The right has the lower levels of government and if we want real lasting…