His really living also involves sleeping with the nanny.

But not in men’s bathrooms. Unless they accidentally have a wide stance that’s also a signal for bathroom sex.

She’s allowed to have her opinion, but she certainly can’t be upset when people don’t like her opinion, especially when it’s one that’s full of nothing but hate and intolerance.

Where does the bible tell me where I can pee? I know it tells me not to wear mixed fibers or eat pork or shellfish, or commit adultery. But since so few Christians actually adhere to that, I’m gonna pee wherever I want to pee. This law goes into effect, I’m gonna start peeing in the men’s room from now on.

Or if you go to Baylor. No rights there when you’re around football players.

Which is why I think Taylor has the wrong Mara sister. I think Kate would be a much better addition to the Taylor squad. She’s pretty basic.

Can you just join the Satanic Temple? How can you be Muslim when you believe in “satan” i.e. not having Christian ideology forced down your throat at every government institution and in every law about women’s bodies.

Isn’t Trump spouting that refugees are coming into America just to terrorists. I thought he pretty much believes that every Muslim refugee is really a terrorist and they are only coming to America to blow us up.

I definitely plan on registering. How are they going to not I’m Muslim or not? Unless they are required to go through mosques for their list of members.

Can I complain on your friend’s behalf? That’s not okay. I feel bad for your friend because she’s probably one of the only Muslims (there might be more, but I’m just spitballing), so if she complained it’s very likely your boss would know it was her.

She’s a one-off. Dorit is boring and a bit of a bitch. British humor does not give you right to be a total bitch. There are a lot of great British female comedians who do not act like the bitches that LVP and Dorit are.

I think if that was the case, she would have cut him off a long time ago. You don’t let your kid use your address for his white hate organization if you aren’t kind of okay with it.

So are we supposed to feel bad for her? She’s racist enough to raise a son who would go on to lead a white supremacist organization, but not racist enough to share all his views.

Oh honey, no.

I can’t believe that poor republicans aren’t using planned parenthood for their healthcare needs as well. Are only democrats (or people who don’t care about politics/can’t vote) using the services?

Stockholm Syndrome?

Bread and circuses. Sometimes you get them in one night.

Shhh.... Don’t tell her about her great granddad’s long time affair with Marion Davies. So yes, please Victoria Hearst tell me how terrible Cosmo is to minors. It is terrible, but not for the reasons she wants it to be.

I really like this song, but his performance makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable. I don’t like guys without their shirts on out of context. At the beach, in a towel, changing...those are all totally okay. Singing, driving in a car, eating...I’m instantly uncomfortable.

Internet hugs for you! Stay strong. There are people in shitty towns across Texas who feel the same, myself included, about the Drumpf stuff.