Can I sign up Mike Pence to be a member? Mormons get to baptize whoever they want that have died. (Yes, I know that baptisms for the dead should only be for dead family members of the person putting the name it, but this still does not stop people from putting in the names of Jews who died during the holocaust.)

It’s not like Jesus said that it’s almost impossible for a rich man to get into heaven. But when you have guys who only use Jesus to tell women what they can and cannot do to their bodies, or to justify bad things happening to other people (the Lord meant for you to get raped, it’s Jesus’ plan for you), I doubt they…

Especially since alt-right means Neo Nazis. What would alt-left mean?

Wouldn’t real children of hipsters call their parents Ma and/or Pa. That’s much more retro than Papa. Papa just makes me think of Yentl. I grew up call my parents “mom” and “dad” or if I wanted something I’d whip out “daddy.” And my Grandparents were Grandma <insert last name>.

The same thing they want to do for fetal remains from terminations and miscarriages.

Do you know how much math and science goes into building a boat? Not to mention science in gardening, plus aesthetic and history.

I’m so glad that someone feels the same way about Katie as I do. She’s not appealing. And making it so that Scheana can’t even be cordial to LaLa is a bitch move. In fact, I think it’s the same thing Katie and Stassi broke up over.

I think that the crunchy cheetos are still okay. Trump looks more like a cheeto puff. Puff cheetos are an abomination.

Thank you for the book recommendation. I need something to learn about Taft other than he got stuck in the bath tub.

Or it could. When I was in England last year didn’t even bother to look at getting a tour. My dad really wanted to see the changing of the guards. I warned him about it, but still wanted to see. We got through about 30 minutes before we left.

Everyone who voted for Trump because he would drain the swamp, really just wanted the democrats out.

McDonalds will always be allowed. Just look at the pushback Michelle Obama got on trying to get more fresh fruits and vegetables in the school lunchroom.

Nah. Guys can still get vasectomies. I just takes away any rights we have to control what happens to our bodies. Men still have total control of their bodies, fake boners and all.

But don’t forget, there’s adoption. We all know that babies don’t stay long in adoption or other type of services. In fact, every child gets a home. It’s like Oprah giving away cars!

Who doesn’t want to eat re-heated mystery meat while watching Howdy Doody?

I thought you only got that if you had parents from two countries. I didn’t know you could get dual citizenship, but I guess since she’s married to a brit and has little british children, getting her UK citizenship is easier.

Good bye, Amazon. Hello, Target and Ikea! and even better, supporting local businesses.

And weird ass food.

I thought she became a UK citizen? Didn’t she have a farewell Fourth of July party? Didn’t she do it because her husband complained about it taking her too long in the passport line?

So I’m on birth control now, it’s free with my insurance. With the Not-all-that-great pumpkin being elected, I won’t be able to afford it if that provision in the Affordable Healthcare Act goes away.