I recently bought a matte finish sunscreen and found that with that I don’t really need foundation. Some sunscreen, some cover up, blush (so people don’t ask me if I’m sick) and mascara. That’s it and that’s only to work. The weekend it’s just sunscreen.

I was reading this article at the exact same time The Current was talking about. They’re playing Prince and I’m crying softly at my desk. Dammit, I was hoping to go one day where the news didn’t make me cry at work.

I shouldn’t have to, I’m a millennial!

This is the second time I’ve been jealous of my fellow Jezzies!

Oooo... Yes, I remember Lord Curzon. Okay, another book to add to my list.

Or more like you post a picture of a Bugatti and because you have paparazzi following you, most people know where you live. So you park your Bugatti in the garage and go to bed. But someone breaks in and points a gun at you, ties you up, and take your keys. Yeah, I can see how Kim is to should some of blame.

I read the Sisters, it also led me to read about the Langhorne sisters and the Wyndham sisters. Next up is a biography about the Jerome sisters. Any recommendations?

Why does Logan look like an extra from Newsies, but like a steampunk version?

Well using your reasoning, since I have a car and if I park it in a public place, it’s okay if it gets stolen. Or since my house information is available on public records, it’s okay if someone breaks in.

The victim blaming bothers me so so much!! Physically violent. Cue gif from Clue. (If I knew how to put in the gif, I would do it.)

That’s the best description of me at parties. Especially when I get there before my friends.

I had a black doll growing up. Didn’t really think anything of it until I got to elementary school.

#lifegoals

That’s just disgusting. Those people need a better hobby. I’m willing to teach them needlepoint. They need something soothing and to fuel all their hate rage. I needlepoint because of the alt-right, white power Bible thumpers who use Christianity as a way to exclude a huge population of individuals and their basic…

It’s because those people don’t like the government telling them what to do. But it’s okay for the government to dictate if a woman can or can’t have a baby or who can get married. That’s okay since it’s God’s will. But telling their little precious snowflakes to get an apple instead of cheetos and red bull, the…

Can you make my lunch?

How do we start a petition for this? Can this go on Change.org? This will be the only way I will watch a debate.

I admit that I’ve opened up mail for the previous tenants. I’ve also written return to sender on so many envelopes. I feel like I should be paid something, so I take that in any mail that looks interesting and I know won’t get me thrown in jail.

Jax Taylor is not woke. This is just him figuring out that girls have it harder. Jax should already know this.

Thinking about it, Todd is actually a really good name for a dog.