I know a guy named Todd. He’s in Europe and had his wallet stolen. He needs money to get home. Anyone want to help?

Recently dated a guy with a huge hard on for Marine Le Pen, to the point he would send me quotes everyone morning. I had to do some research because I’m not up to date on my French Politics. OH MY GOD. After that, he made my skin crawl and I got away as fast as I could.

This is why we come to Jezebel. I learn something and I’m entertained!

So Guy Fawkes day, is this a celebration of Guy Fawkes or a celebration condemning him?

Yup, it’s an equal opportunity. But only programs that go during the day. I did an MPA at night and got nothing but a bunch of married guys.

You’ve never gone to school in Utah. It’s pretty customary that if you aren’t married by your undergrad, then you do graduate school and hope you find someone to marry.

One of my best friends is undecided. She hates Trump, but she doesn’t like Hillary either (I just think that she has a general dislike of Hillary rather than her politics. Kind of like not liking broccoli). But what she really doesn’t like is all the media coverage and Trump being an asshat. I keep telling her to vote…

Or Father John Misty, who stole a large rose quartz crystal and then started selling pieces.

Joyful touch should never be used when referencing animals or children.

That picture would be the one I want autographed! And I’d want him to mention something about being pensive like “thanks for not being pensive about make that donation. XOXO Joey Donner”

I just hope that the more he becomes unhinged, the more it convinces those undecided voters and those looking for vote third-party, to start voting for Hillary.

Josh Duhamel and Fergie’s baby is adorable! And now I want a baby, but then I don’t because I read the daycare post. Oh look, puppies!

Their response made me laugh at my desk and that gif just made me laugh again. Excuse me while I clean up coffee and poptarts from my keyboard.

But why are people showing up, to actually buy books or say they visited the feminist bookstore?

Who are these people? Charlie Puth? That’s a made up name, right? A character from a Dickensian novel, a down on his luck kid, with a godfather looking out for him.

Here’s my question, how many people actually work for Trump or you know someone who works for Trump or a Trump owned company?

Someone needs to tell Trump that the government isn’t a business. You can’t run the government like you run a business. Stop trying to make the government a business.

Double Creature feature has been nothing but a disappointment the past few weeks.

All the money in the world, and your house looks like a caricature of nouveau riche.

Gin Blossoms.