How good is Control?

Vertical splitscreen..... Playable couch-co-op?

You’ve got it all wrong. The phone is in Jason’s office, sitting on his desk, and he’s not receiving calls, he’s the one making them.

Are we sure this is just cosplay?

Look, it’s bad enough that there’s a run on facemasks, hand sanitizer, bottled water, and food in general; but I’ll be damned if panic is going to cut my vodka supply short as we now find ourselves stuck at home for the next couple of weeks.

CEOs are like college sports coaches. Once you’re in, you’re in. You don’t have to be good. In fact you can be awful. But get that first job and next thing you know your name pops up whenever there’s another opening even if you have no results, bad results, or your only good results were a fluke (you took over when…

I’ll always be fond of Bioshock Infinite’s MechaGeorges. Founding Father’s going to read you the Bill of Getting Your Ass Kicked with a Mini-Gun.

FAHEY’S DONE ANOTHER SNACKTAKU?!

I cannot wait to Elf on the Shelf this thing around the house like a garden gnome and terrify my wife, kids, and cat. You’re implying 350 bucks for pure terror is a bad thing? I counter by saying the pure amusement factor is worth more than any dollar amount. Years of entertainment and therapy levels of psychological…

Replace Saturn with Volt and you have a good point. 

But still will look better than a Cybertruck. Bet me.

Why has “anxiety” become a fashion accessory for millennials? Stop cheapening what’s a legitimate issue.

The MS accessibility controller is one of the most beautiful stories in gaming in the past decade. It doesn’t make any money, it’s for an extremely select audience and practically nobody knows about it. But it’s a game changer (literally ) for the people who use it. I’d love to see first party offerings from the other…

I didn’t realize the 2k20 in the title was the expiration date.

I’m still learning here but wouldn’t “fuckers” exclude the asexual though?

I prefer “fuckers.” Seems to grab most people’s attention. 

OMG why would you even do that?? Oh, you said disc. Never mind.

Many recent cosplayers are in it to sell their porn shoots rather than to be cosplay.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

It’s much better if you unwind the paperclip and wrap a condom around the sharp end. You fill the condom with chili oil and blindly stab the paperclip into your ear as deep as you can get it. Once the condom full of chili oil ruptures, proceed to stab the paperclip into your ear 4-5 more times to make certain there’s…