I appreciate your transparency. Feel free to incriminate yourself in increasingly more detailed descriptions for our amusement.

Commenting after merely skimming something and asking a question that an entire paragraph is dedicated too is pretty stupid. 

Came here to say this. Was already said. Gave the star. 

I love the way the Hero’s legs animate. :D

What a time to be alive.

Lack of sex does that 

This is the Re/Volt remake I’ve been looking for. 

They should get Elon Musk to give them some of the [not] flamethrowers!

She has a nice voice. Reminds me of the women newscasters in my area back in the early/late 90s.

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula on eggs, frank’s wing sauce, etc.), but Sriracha is the best. It’s thicker, spicier, made from peppers and not just a vinegar/salt mix like a lot of others. If I could only have one hot sauce, this would…

Sriracha is the best hot sauce. I actually like a lot of different ones for different purposes (tabasco or cholula…

As much as I despise digital card games for they are the epitome of loot box games, they usually come with great artwork and lots of them too.

Well then, Bioshock 2 must really have tossed your salad.

WOW. Any way to contact this guy? Id kickstarter or Early access support this for sure.

Can we start calling unsubstantiated pedo accusations “Musking” or is it too soon

Maybe this is all an ARG for the next Borderlands game. 

Hey man, whatever gets Borderlands 3 here the fastest

I wish Konami would just give up and sell the Silent Hill ip. The series has been bounced around between different developers anyway; it just needs a publisher that doesn’t have an active disdain for video games.

My prediction is, millions of people forget about all the fiasco's from 2018 and act surprised when the next game they pre-order is part of yet another fiasco.

Yeah people that buy anything at launch, then complain when it gets discounted soon after, have no one to blame but themselves. It’s amazing that people are so entitled at this point that they want refunds for products they purchased at full price vs sale price. Maybe wait for the sale then buy it then? FFS

“PENIS CAUGHT IN METAL SPRING MATTRESS”