Is the baby feeling bad that their favorite tennis player lost? You gonna cry, hmmm? Cry those oh so salty tears? 

Your tears taste so salty and delicious. 

GUESS THAT MEANS YOU CAN STFU THEN NOW HUH HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA WE DID SUCK IT LONG AND HARD 

WHO GIVES A SHIT AMERICA LOST TO CANADA IN TENNIS AND FUCK SERENA WITH A 10-FOOT BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS

HAHAHAHAHA I WONDER HOW MANY TIMES SERENA WISHED SHE COULD THREATEN THE REF THIS TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You’re telling everyone to sell but ALSO you’re telling everyone to avoid buying. So who is gonna buy the properties then? Why not just say “avoid investing along the ocean”? This article is definitely trolling rich people who live in big houses on the beach. 

TL;DR - Girls have the right to get CTE too.

Glad to see you recognize that the Republicans just don’t want people to be educated. Good point. 

TL;DR Just another day in the US.

Shit, you’re right LOL I need to get my facts right if I’m gonna troll properly...

She’s the Michael Jordan of tennis, except Michael wasn’t even as poor a loser as she is. The only thing that would’ve made it worse is if she threatened people... oh wait! 

But... I haven’t been to England since I was a child. 

You mean slowly getting how you calling other countries irrelevant then bashing people who have opinions about your country is sheer obliviousness on a level that only Americans seem capable of generating? Yes, I’m slowly realizing it. Thanks for helping me. 

Nothing says America more than calling other countries irrelevant. 

Thank you :)

You could add Chile and Argentina as well. That pretty much tops the list of countries I’ve visited that made me feel safer than the US. 

It’s okay, I’ve been a jerk to everyone on this page today. I’m sorry too. 

Great. How does this advance your point in any way whatesoever?

Well fine, I should have said I was Canadian, but with the internets nowadays, I give away as little info as possible. If he came back at me with Trudeau, I would’ve entered into the conversation we’re having now. Although, TO BE FAIR, you can’t possibly compare Trump to Trudeau with the racism... one ignores the…