Counterpoint: Fuck cats.

Sounds like he’s having a hard time sharing. I suggest a time out to let him reflect on his bad behavior. 

This is why AI will kill us all, isn’t it?

I stand by my previous comment. 

In before the several thousand jokes about how Durant needs to wear a cup to practice from now on. 

If us Canadians were any less polite, we’d have jettisoned Bettman out of here tied gently to the back of a moose with a cup of Tim Horton’s dark roast coffee and a box of nine (NOT TEN) timbits.

Fuck these trolls. This is going to be the best movie ever. 

“It’s all part of the process.”

How has Life is Strange never made its way onto this list?

This is the greatest gift to give someone you hate.

Is Peterman more like gonorrhea or chlamydia?

She just married him for kicks. 

This is what Bills’ fans refer to as a “dry martini.”

We need a counter to update each week how many picks in a row Tom Brady needs to throw to equal the TD:interception ratio of Nathan Peterman.  

This is a marketing problem and it always has been. Trump isn’t a good businessman per se, but he’s a great marketer. Look at his shows, full of insane drivel and nonsense, then look at how they’re marketed. He’s playing to an emotional need of his audience, while the democrats have just not been great at…

“What a wimp. Put him back in.”

Fox is a bundle of fun... until he eats someone’s rabbit, AMIRIGHT?!

J.R. Smith must be constantly talking to “Sociopathic Beaker.”

Whoever threw that can has a better chance of winning a football game than Nathan Peterman.

Apparently dildo throwing is a more serious crime than racism.