Lying to the FBI isn’t a crime. Michael Flynn taught me that. 

Know your rights. He knew his rights and as soon as he was Mirandized he said what he needed to say “Nah, I’m good.” and nothing else. Once they say “You have the right to be silent”, it’s the best thing you can do for yourself.

Officer Enablement is the bigger problem here. Were it not for Officer Enablement looking the other way, Officer Redacted would have been kicked off the force years ago, and the entire department would have a much better reputation.

Troll quality has gone WAY down. 

I almost wish this pissant town had a confederate monument so we could drive the goddamn car into it and then shit on the rubble.

This is why you need to wear a fedora with a card that says PRESS stuck in the band!

Get your damn hands off our precious writer!

OH. FOR. FUCK’S. SAKE.

You are giving them a latitude of which I would not be humanly capable. I’m alone in my apartment and merely reflecting on conversations I have had with co-workers over the past week feels like enough to give me a stroke. I appreciate your demonstrating a humanity which I myself feel unable to experience at the…

I’ve spent a few evenings watching a white journalist reporting from Portland, OR, saw him teargassed a few times but it never had me worried for his safety. Last night I saw Michael Harriot’s tweet that he’d been arrested, and I was more worried about a stranger than I’ve ever been. It was a relief to see…

My commute is 30 minutes and that time plus more is lost because I now have to make lunch for my kids, help them with homework, stop them bickering because we are all locked in a house together day after day, and play tech support for their online schooling.

I normally get two WFH days per month. I always thought it would be better to WFH full time. This situation has proven there can be too much of a good thing. 

Damn, man, that’s awful. A fucking webcam! If I had a webcam I’d have to wear clothes while working via remote desktop.

I work from home all the time and I’m having issues right now. I didn’t appreciate how much knowing I could get out of the house if I needed to meant to my sanity until it was taken away.

Too many communication channels just equals more ways for my co-workers and I to confuse and piss each other off. 

I couldn’t even drink out of that (clean) toilet water fountain thing they have at the Exploratorium in SF, let alone lick an actual, live toilet seat...

Hmmm, pretty sure Lysol isn’t safe for human consumption though...clearly there’s only one way we can protect ourselves in this modern world...

Influenzers amirite

I mean...I did a lot of dumb shit in my 20's(thank god the internet was barely a thing), but imagine being so desperate for attention that you lick a airplane toilet seat. I’m gagging just thinking about it. The Darwin Awards are going to be huge this year.

These people were clearly never told “only boring people get bored” when they were kids. Also they need attention like they need air. Jesus. Influencers and celebrities are in a tie for folks who are desperate for attention in these trying times. Frankly I hope they all learn a lesson about doing way too much for very…