Ha, thanks, I think so too :) It was an Orthodox school and my feminism wasn't really appreciated - but the damage is most definitely done!

a teenage Vine star

This judge would probably say all women showing "too much" skin are asking for it. I just can't with this idiocy. People are perfectly capable of controlling themselves and if they can't they belong in jail.

I employed three very important lessons:

The people who just "can't help themselves" and start raping at the slightest temptation are exactly the people that need to be locked up. They are clearly a danger to others.

I thought there was going to be an exciting connection between "fuck this judge" and "picking up dog poop."

"She was a pretty girl who you fancied. You simply could not resist. You had sex with her."

Why do you love people who say racist things so much?

Right to work means you can be fired for whatever reason. You can be fired if your boss is grumpy that day. Thanks, conservatives!

Joan Rivers only likes Joan Rivers, and I'm not even sure about that.

Differences in thought are coexisting. Who is preventing whom from saying anything? Sirius can't stop him from tweeting, he could be tweeting racist stuff right now if he so chooses. What you are talking about is not free speech, it is actually censoring everyone else's free speech in reaction to this guy. If he can…

name two female characters in The Rock. If he can bitch that there aren't enough male characters in OITNB, theni can bitch about The Rock. Worst part? An all male or mostly male cast is so normal I didn't even realize The Rock had essentially zero women in it until twenty seconds ago.

I highly recommend Janelle Monae's songs that feature her to get you started. Also, if you don't know who Janelle Monae is, then you're in for a double treat. Look up "Q.U.E.E.N." It's an unbelievably awesome and dangerously catchy song.

If it was my birthday, you know I'd be taking those 100 balls and making a goddamn ball pit à la Discovery Zone.

I love how the dog runs away when the avalanche of balls comes towards him. It's like he's thinking "Aw yiss, got another ball, fuck yeah, got two- OH SHIT OH SHIT THE OLD POODLE DOWN THE ROAD TOLD ME TO BE CAREFUL WHAT I WISH FOR THEY'RE ATTACKING OH GOD"

Introducing New Pope. Classic Pope flavor in a more aesthetically pleasing bottle.

There's a ball involved, of course the dog's interested. :D

And your comment on this would be what? Amateur whining?

I'm going to throw out a few countries I think you're from - tap your nose subtly if I am correct:

You're like some kind of soulless pedantic robot. Where are you from so I know where I should avoid vacationing.