“They also refuse to sacrifice practicality for style.” and i mean, that’s sure my reasoning for checking them out.

well fuck yo stilettos. i need my feet.

I don’t see any seriousness here anywhere

STFU, Javert

You realize people can’t reliably get in or out of anywhere, yes? I-45 is literally underwater? Try using your pea brain.

Resources to land god knows where? You think there’s some method to this madness? Honey, stop.

yes, and i’ve long needed a duet

It’s anti-logic

“As far as I know there’s never been a court case about this kind of thing,” NOW’S THE TIME

““I know what’s not good for kids is allowing them to go into a job market and the rest of their lives with a high school diploma when everything tells you that they need more than that,” Emanuel said.” So how, pray tell, are they going to get a job with LESS than that?

Have the lawsuits started yet?

probably differently than someone you met twice and didn’t particularly like.

if she wanted to work through her feelings, she could write it and not publish it.

He did send a lame-ass text message, tho. Dude, just ask the question in the text. Was that so hard? Even without anxiety, that’s just a silly pain in the ass!

Bull fucking shit it’s an elective. Those are funded by the state and are part of the school day, and all students are doing something with their day. It’s an extracurricular. That means outside of school. That’s how that works. You don’t get to steal class time from students for an extracurricular.

yeah, that’s becoming clear by this point...oy.

“they marry the person they date immediately after myself.” this has happened to me twice...but then i’ve dated pretty few people. >_< whaaaaat is this about? seriously! you got anything? cuz i got nothin’.

the quotes are definitely required.

oh. oh god. his poor ladyfriend.

speaking of people who are actually hot (in the guy realm at least)...