“Now whether people have the “right” or not will be individually determined based on background checks.” Fucking laws how do they work?

That’s only the case if your last test was clear. If you’re showing something that needs to be watched, they will need you to keep getting a pap smear as usual.

How is it not inherently bad to say you can force your religion on someone else?

Why do we want quality comedy? Because un-clever shit is for rubes.

And yet Joan Rivers still wasn’t funny.

But she’s not funny and I haven’t seen her be funny since the 90s. It’s a poor act.

wat

I....I am not sure he was mentally capable of adult interactions of any sort. o.O

She’s the worst, he’s the worst, #TeamAnderson

Poor Anderson. For all of it.

if they're selling used tires, yeah.

As ever, they’re mostly mad that the women in question aren’t fucking THEM.

I’m mostly wondering why in the world Rolling Stone felt compelled to give this band attention. What’s going on *there*?

four hours?

Of course the only way to respond is “lol so why’d you ask me out?” Dumb. People that dumb should not be allowed on dating sites. ;p

I’m a nerd who thinks sitcom humor, this show included, is for people who are too dumb to understand quality humor. The jocks are who this show is FOR. Fuck I miss Seinfeld.

I love your zen attitude. For real.

It starts in the mid-30s, which is especially hurtful because mentally you feel young still, but your body starts taunting you.

At 37, the freshmen look like ACTUAL CHILDREN and you wonder how they’re allowed to live alone.

Have mercy. *parks it in TX*