“If he gave a shit about the dishes, he’d do them. You want him to do something that’s important to YOU, you can ask him to do it” Only mental children and actual children think doing chores is unnecessary. No one likes doing dishes. Literally no one. So fucking what? You act like you’re over the age of 12 and do it…

Well, you found out he was a dick.

The first one was kinda dark. The second was surprisingly hilarious.

it’s really just not an attractive word.

I can’t tell if she’s a psychopath with no remorse for lying, or a paranoid schizophrenic who believes the shit she says. Or which is scarier.

......that would probably be my only reason. >_>

A lot? Really? How many? In what manner? You’ll need to show some receipts.
This is the only meaning now because it’s not 1995 anymore.

This is the only meaning now because it’s not 1995 anymore.

He’s way too old for this shit.

he’s an INTELLECTUAL

He legitimately needs...some kind of help.

Ahh yes, the free thinker that subscribes to gender stereotypes that have been pushed on everyone for hundreds and thousands of years! VERY ORIGINAL.

Why is he so SENSITIVE? ;p

Then how is she even party to this anymore? o.O

They found a receptionist who speaks Russian? Better vet her REALLY well.

every song and every movie is ABOUT someone. this does not make sense.

Not to mention taking out her personality disorder on everyone.

look at all that curly hair.

1. Nothing about snowflakes or reindeer says “Jesus” 2. I think Starbucks just pranked you out of your money, bro.