1. Nothing about snowflakes or reindeer says “Jesus” 2. I think Starbucks just pranked you out of your money, bro.

what the hell ever happened to her? what was she in to begin with?

and everything must be FEMININE FEMININE FEMININE. they did feature cute stuff, though.

Ummm, botulism is pretty bad...

She’d better watch how she leaves the house, too! And she’d better live in obscurity if she doesn’t want paparazzi stalking her!

If you post food on FB, are you inviting your friends to concern troll? Same thing. I’d tell my friends to stuff it, too.

“How cold do you think my internal organs ARE?” o.O

Hypothermia of JUST the uterus is apparently a risk... o.O

you’re doing buddhism wrong! >_<

Also! It is possible for someone to appear to be somewhat functional yet still be in a coma. o.O

What if someone tries to mug him and dangles a fake spider? What chaos would ensue? >_<

Have you heard “Past Lives” from her last album? TEARS.

Pretty sure the “improper actions” according to him, are accusing him of sexual abuse. -_-

mmmmm, international relations

scottish goes first

You’re crystal clear. Some people seem to be “misunderstanding” on purpose.

Pheromones? ;p

Yep, that’s pretty normal, fortunately!

“Oh you can def be sexy without being considered conventionally attractive. “ But that still involves wanting to have sex with someone. You can be attracted to someone who isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.