or any of them. that whole thing made my brain hurt.

Funny, cuz the cops here already are useless when it comes to robbery, but they use that SWAT team at every conceivable chance.

“One mistake can get them sued, fired or killed.” HAHAHA WHAT COPS NEVER GET FIRED.

tom hardy is def more “street,” but i don’t think that’s a dealbreaker for either of them! why the hell not change things up ever so slightly?

but...you’re not. you’re just really mad for some reason, in every single comment on this thread. you’re no lewis black.

omg, you’re bragging about your stars?

are you still joking/trying to be funny? because this is the same brand of sarcasm as the joke and it still only sounds bitter.

and of course gilligan knew him from the x-files! he was pretty unrecognizable there, too.

That looks nothing like her, but lol and wtf at using her name. Someone has a weird sense of humor/vendetta.

LOTS of people seem committed to swearing it happens like a bad movie. I don’t see how that actually helps anyone...

If Mad Max exists and looks like Tom Hardy, I want in. He’s a good, supportive fella. And. You know. The rest.

“This warrior of yours won’t be someone that you can manipulate or play with as you have in the past...” Hold up. Say what now?

But enablers definitely help.

Dude, I think you’re the winner here, by driving HER off instead of her driving you off. ;p

You don’t read well, do you? If I can’t afford YOUR lobster, I’m still going out on MY budget. My god, is this bizarro world where spending within your budget is not the adult thing to do?

Fuck that shit, and fuck any stigma. If anyone whines to you, feel free to tell them it’s not too much to expect an adult not to be a lazy ass. You only gave birth to one child, not two. No reason for you to take care of an able-bodied adult. Let him fend for himself.

“How do you keep track of all these appointments?” It’s called a calendar. >_< I couldn’t keep track of MY LONE SELF without mine.

BIG MOVES on twitter. oh god. i’m cringing.

Nah, you’re not an alien. Happens to everyone at some point. There’s always gonna be at least one person you liked who did not reciprocate.