o.O What did he think about the song(s) about rape?

oh jesus yes. one day my asshole neighbors were yelling at each other and i poked my head out to ask if they needed police assistance. dude was like “it’s none of your business.” i hollered back, “you made it everyone’s business.” idiots.

the worst: PEOPLE WHO CAN’T WALK OR STAND. slow, not looking where they’re going, expecting others to dive out of their way, or stand in a doorway because where am i? is this my couch?

break the heels off!

Fuck Lena Dunham, and fuck Josh Duggar. There, that was easy! Homegirl needs therapy desperately. Not so much for the 7-year-old thing, but all the rest of her talking about not respecting her sister’s boundaries (as in present tense!) and convincing her to kiss her, etc, the shit done when they were older. She’s not…

adrenaline or gtfo

“Caught” you being an adult not at work? OH NOES, THE HUGE MANATEE. Christ, some people need to fix their sad lives.

A quick search, eh? Farking busybodies.

Anna Wintour should update her hairdo maybe once a decade or so if she wants me to think she has any idea what’s new or hot. Vogue is so fucking boring.

AAAAAAMEN. I also find it weird, the idea of actually asking someone this as a full-fledged adult. Like, really? How many people honestly ask for a specific number? And WHY?

Melissa needs less of it. o.O

I make that shit at home. Starbucks is vile. I don’t need it THAT bad. I can find other coffee.

I admit I would have probably escalated by being like “Shit, psycho bitch, shut up.”

Hell fuckin’ no, I would not be kissing the feet of this crazy bitch. I don’t get to yell at customers. Neither does she.

I mean, “You don’t have to yell” is a pretty appropriate response to toddler behavior.

I don’t think it’s possible to trump “hellloooooo” for passive-aggressive.

“Hypocrisy” is a good catch-all term. >_<

what’s a really good malicious animal? otters?

but what good would he do her after he was stolen? money, okay, maybe. but seriously what is his political power gonna do, aside from make her abortion illegal? his political power is the problem!

you’re wrong about her being funny. i’m just embarrassed for her.