This is the same thing as someone going on an insulting rant and adding jk at the end, because they’re too chickenshit to own it.

Don’t worry, you’ll find someone to be a catty 12-year-old with. And some of y’all need to learn wtf satire actually IS.

Satirizing what, exactly? I wish people would stop bastardizing the term and then butchering the attempts.

this is a true statement. bruce is gonna be so jealous.

shit, i gotta figure out who to be this year. i have to keep the streak alive. three years ago it was iron man, then captain america, and last year loki. black widow next? bucky? ROCKET? i am too lazy for full body paint. #thanksgamora

i think “the winter soldier” and GotG are the best so far. obviously for very different reasons.

what about in front of selena’s statue?

my brother puts his in jackets, and that dog is spoiled with attention by everyone, and the worst he will do is lick you. ;p

this...looks like what a boring yankee would call southern. i am confused.

Well, letting it time out certainly conflicted with the victim’s rights, considering it was the state’s fault.

The marriage part is kind of a red herring, because that shit don’t cure ebola. Or anything else.

Might kill your reproductive system, too! Just to be sure! >_<

This reads like a terrible translation from another language.

Except now with the opposite goal, to make them bigger. >_o

Haaaaa when this was big among the middle schoolers (maybe it still is, I dunno) I heard one of the girls telling a classmate not to spray that nasty stuff. WHO TOLD PEOPLE THIS WAS GOOD? Not women! Not even girls!

That...doesn’t track. Seems to suggest they only had the one pair... o.O

This is why we OWN MORE THAN ONE PAIR. Yay post-depression days?

“Nobody is more susceptible to media influence than women.” Aside from men. They seem to have absorbed marketing about (women) shaving and such awfully well. Many on the internets consider themselves body hair police.

I really do think a lot of people are too quick to assume humble bragging. If the person complaining doesn’t see it as a great, wonderful thing. I can relate all too well to people who get mistaken for younger all the time, and it can cause various annoyances. Does that mean they are bragging about looking young, just…