And what do kids have today? “wor wor wor wor work. you gotta wor wor wor wor wor wor wor work gjhkjjtjlklktlkj wor wor wor work”.

I think that was kinda the author’s point, no? Like, this is supposed to be that movie but takes itself WAYYYYYYY too seriously. Which is exactly why I probably won’t even catch this garbage when it’s free on HBO.

There is Dickie Jiz! I knew you’d be by to document that white guilt of yours! Fuck are you predictable. I’ll be waiting for your thorough Sam Smith being a magical, ethereal, super human, one-of-a-kind super-star-because-he’s-gay write up that will surely be coming any moment now.

I know right?! Like, she is SOO proud to be black! I mean, that light skin, those colored contacts and that white lady blonde hair that she ALWAYS has stitched to her head (she has to have it stitched, because black people have sponge for hair - but don’t remind her! She’s so proud and black!) just screams “look how…

Why should society itself be uncomfortable for the sake of a few mentally ill people? I really don’t get it. You are born one way. You may alter yourself accordingly. But for fuck’s sake, don’t make everyone stoop to your horrible level. If you were born with a dick and balls - you’re a male. You want to wear a dress…

Careful. That doesn’t fit into this shit story written by an obvious asshole.

I CAN NOT wait until that ship sinks. Oh, the glory of the drama that will inevitably unfold when these two fucking morons (Kanye and Blimp Kartrashian) finally divorce. I might even take the day off for that one.

Is it though? The NFL and everything attached to it serves only one REAL purpose: to make people A LOT of money. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with sportsmanship or pride or anything else people pretend it does. So you’re fucking right that they will clamp down on ANYTHING that will potentially take money from its…

WHEN HE WAS 15, AND DRUNK! We have ALL done dumb shit at 15. Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna, yet he’s still on the radio. Maybe give Steve Avery the same benefit of the doubt, you dumb fuck.

Are you REALLY spewing the “white privilege” bullshit about Kristen Stewart?? Good God. Shit like this makes me wish I couldn’t read.

Good. Let it rot. Sports really only serve one purpose: to keep people busy from real problems. I believe it was a famous baseball player that had this perfect quote: “Professional sports only exist to keep poor people from realizing they are poor”. Just think about it. Take away all sports and what the fuck would Bob…

In a perfect world - you would be correct. But you’re not. I’m sorry, but you are NOT right. A majority of this “movement” is as racist as one could be. The root of the movement is beautiful. The actuality of it - is NOT. It’s fucking hateful and separatist. To say anything else would be foolish and viewed through…

You people and your love for a realllly mediocre “Mexican food” restaurant cracks me up. These are the same people who have Beats headphones and use Snapchat and Twitter like it’s their job. THE FUCKING FOOD IS NOT THAT GOOD. You’re just a bunch of fucking morons on the “popular” kid’s dick. It’s embarrassing how…

So it’s official: Anyone called Puck is a complete piece of shit.

Please, continue with your race baiting. Can the next one be titled: “Will Smith Explains What It’s Like To Have Black People’s Water-Proof Hair”?

What a knee slapper, grandpa!

Seriously. Sikh’s are the NICEST FUCKING PEOPLE around.

Great work, guys! Keep up that fantastic “journalism”.

Let me fix this headline for you: “Another Florida Black Man Rapes Woman”. There you go.