I think that was kinda the author’s point, no? Like, this is supposed to be that movie but takes itself WAYYYYYYY too seriously. Which is exactly why I probably won’t even catch this garbage when it’s free on HBO.

So fucking sick of the same.fucking.movie being made over and over again. At least the Watchmen wasn’t so much of the “here we go again” that this bullshit is. I can’t wait until they put the super hero shit to bed. It will never happen, but damn it, it sure should.

Wow. Spot. On. This film is great, but would have been a thosuand times better without Allen. I can’t stand him. I don’t get how he is even a thing.

There is Dickie Jiz! I knew you’d be by to document that white guilt of yours! Fuck are you predictable. I’ll be waiting for your thorough Sam Smith being a magical, ethereal, super human, one-of-a-kind super-star-because-he’s-gay write up that will surely be coming any moment now.

All of you fucking people talking about Poe being gay. HE CAN’T BE THE SHINY GAY BOY YOU ALL WANT. BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO BE BAD! Also, I am SHOCKED this super gay story wasn’t written by your “only can comment if gay-related” cabana boy, Dickie Jizcocks. What happened? Was he in the closet with a mouth and ass full…

For a group of people who want equality, they sure as shit don’t act that way. Fuck BLM. No lives matter.

Matt, you’re a fucking idiot. The only reason people are re-hashing the film is because of how accurate it has become. 10 years ago it was much more of a joke than reality. In 2016 it is the opposite. And since you’re so fucking dumb let me help you out: contrary to what you’re stupid ass believes, most (not all!)…

Enough already. Stop trying to make Poe and Finn a thing for all of you fags out there. Just get back to trying to pressure straight people to play with your balls like you usually do. Besides, Poe is a bad guy. He can’t be Finn’s gayboy because he is going to be doing things that actually matter. Like: BEING FUCKING…

I know right?! Like, she is SOO proud to be black! I mean, that light skin, those colored contacts and that white lady blonde hair that she ALWAYS has stitched to her head (she has to have it stitched, because black people have sponge for hair - but don’t remind her! She’s so proud and black!) just screams “look how…

Why should society itself be uncomfortable for the sake of a few mentally ill people? I really don’t get it. You are born one way. You may alter yourself accordingly. But for fuck’s sake, don’t make everyone stoop to your horrible level. If you were born with a dick and balls - you’re a male. You want to wear a dress…

Careful. That doesn’t fit into this shit story written by an obvious asshole.

I CAN NOT wait until that ship sinks. Oh, the glory of the drama that will inevitably unfold when these two fucking morons (Kanye and Blimp Kartrashian) finally divorce. I might even take the day off for that one.

Is it though? The NFL and everything attached to it serves only one REAL purpose: to make people A LOT of money. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with sportsmanship or pride or anything else people pretend it does. So you’re fucking right that they will clamp down on ANYTHING that will potentially take money from its…

WHEN HE WAS 15, AND DRUNK! We have ALL done dumb shit at 15. Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna, yet he’s still on the radio. Maybe give Steve Avery the same benefit of the doubt, you dumb fuck.

Are you REALLY spewing the “white privilege” bullshit about Kristen Stewart?? Good God. Shit like this makes me wish I couldn’t read.

Good. Let it rot. Sports really only serve one purpose: to keep people busy from real problems. I believe it was a famous baseball player that had this perfect quote: “Professional sports only exist to keep poor people from realizing they are poor”. Just think about it. Take away all sports and what the fuck would Bob…

In a perfect world - you would be correct. But you’re not. I’m sorry, but you are NOT right. A majority of this “movement” is as racist as one could be. The root of the movement is beautiful. The actuality of it - is NOT. It’s fucking hateful and separatist. To say anything else would be foolish and viewed through…

You people and your love for a realllly mediocre “Mexican food” restaurant cracks me up. These are the same people who have Beats headphones and use Snapchat and Twitter like it’s their job. THE FUCKING FOOD IS NOT THAT GOOD. You’re just a bunch of fucking morons on the “popular” kid’s dick. It’s embarrassing how…

Yeah, that’s what I want in a President - someone who doesn’t fucking care about anything because his family has practically destroyed the world for profit. Real great guy. Good family. Great genes.

Jessica Jones. Ha! They should have just called it “Jessica and a bunch of black people”.