“Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

I never really “got” Car Talk as a kid, much to the surprise of the adults in my life. I was a little car nut from Massachusetts, after all. And my dad loved it. But this story closes a lot of loops for me.

I’m glad they did the experiment. Yes, it didn’t work, but that’s why it was an experiment. Some limitations were known - efficiency, sub-optimal sunlight, etc. Many of the variables were unknown - resin durability, tire noise, etc. The test was conducted, results derived. This is a win IMO.

Obviously, Tempest is a labor of love for me and every episode has a very special place in my heart. That said, this episode may go down as the most emotionally powerful one I’ve ever worked on. I cried many times cutting it. I can’t begin to tell you all what it felt like to have this story entrusted to me. I hope…

To me Leo is the worst offender. He’s made being an eco-warrior a part of his brand. Yet he’s constantly seen flying by private jet to party on a yacht with a bunch of friends and 20 year old supermodels. Environmental issues are a safe cause for rich white celebrities. You don’t have to interact with impoverished…

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

These owners really need to stick to sports.

When you first get into a sweltering car and start to crank the AC, hit the air recirculation button, too. This will recirculate the now slightly cooler air from the car and cool it down even further, rather than pulling in more hot air from outside. The process cools your car down quicker than using the regular fresh…

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

*My face hates having too much product on it. Whatever, it’s Friday.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

I don’t know how you are eating segmented citrus, but I have never found it to be that messy. (I also always have wet wipes with me on a plane though.)

Mr. Cespedes will see your one-hopper and raise you a frozen rope.

I never thought I’d live to see the day when Julius Randle and Recep Erdoğan were in an enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend sort of deal, but here we are.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Ken Ravizza, one of the absolute best. He’s being recognized more and more.

Now you play the game by punching the guy making the gesture.

6/2 x (1+2) = 9 (what the problem says)

Get yourself a prescription for Allopurinol and never look back; best decision I’ve made in a while.