Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

The world is not ready for the sheer volume of amateur lawyering we’re about to see.

Poser!

Why would we have to convince him that he did something everyone already knows he did?

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

There’s a middle ground on the bachelor party — one I’ve pulled off and one I’ve seen “fathers of the bride” pull off.

I expect the Russians would have similar sorts of trouble in high heat. An average Siberian summer day is in the 60-70F range. Chicago routinely gets 90F+ midsummer days.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

WHO-GAR-DEN.

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

Sometimes I remember that I used to watch Mike & Mike every morning between 2008 and 2010 and it makes me so embarrassed. Twenty-somethings are fucking dumb.

This is funny, because on my Dem Thrones podcast, we actually call them the Bernie-hova Witnesses

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

There are fee-only certified financial planners out there for people who work for a living. Go to: napfa.org and use their search tool. I was able to find one who will do a considerable amount of work, including investment/401(k) advising, estate planning, employee benefits reviews, retirement goal setting, etc, etc…

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

These women are badasses.

This ruling really lets the air out of his case! Haha. My wife left me.

Great, another Muslim immigrant in the UK.