Might have been over a girl...

This just highlights the Solomon-like wisdom of suggesting that teachers bring firearms to school. Can you imagine the carnage of a slew of half-trained educators running the hallways with their 9mm’s shooting at anything that moves.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

That sounds more like debt consolidation, which is a different animal. Debt counseling often gets lumped in with debt settlement and consolidation, but it’s not really the same thing. The latter usually try to provide you with some shady workaround, whereas debt counseling should be focused on actually paying off your…

A man-caused natural disaster is an oxymoron

The ‘action’ is not part of nature, the people who think it is are the oxymoron.

Ramona, but only in the first three episodes of any given season and the last five minutes of the finale.

I wonder how many men are going to start moisturizing their dicks after reading this comment.

I’m going to pretend he’s this guy from now on.

I so liked Taylor Swift but she’s too much after the This Sick Beat bullshit. Remember the time Kanye interrupted your speech by getting on stage and halting the show? What in the goddamn world makes you think you have that kind of control that the man who said “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” while…

No, the one good thing about waist trainers was realizing my 9 year old has been listening to me when a commercial came on for them during Little House On The Prairie. Her exact quote was, “I bet there isn’t something like this for men.”

This is insane.

Here's a more obvious solution - flush the solid poop. This is not an option when your newborn is pooping liquid, but those hardly smell anyway. Once your kid is pooping nuggets, simply shake into the toilet and flush. The diaper will smell 1000x less offensive. I believe the diaper boxes actually tell you to do this…

Isn't that called The Bachelorette?

Everyone calls it Whole Paycheck. No one calls it Whole Check except for Jezebel.

You probably could have left off the check part.

Word.

I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

She should be on trial for murdering her face.