OH, FOR GOD’S SAKE.

Do you mean “and he’s never played with James”? If not, who exactly is the caliber of James other than James if no doubt hall of famers Pierce, Garnett, Allen, Nowitzki, and Wade aren’t? (He also played with Davis and Cousins last year).

whoa. thats dark. 

Lots of people died from the same thing. I had a family member come home dead tired and leave a car running in the garage (which was under the master bedroom). Fortunately, someone else wondered why it was running and shut it off.

My two cents, gonna take your points one by one.

#1, ‘Jordan was better in per game stats across the board’ - Incorrect
The only things MJ really ‘did better’ than LeBron were FT% and shots taken/ppg. LeBron has higher FG%, 3pt%, TS%, EFG%, Ast, Reb, and is essentially the same for steals/blocks. Jordan’s primary…

I liked “That was in the air so long it should’ve had a movie!”

At one point, LeBron hit like the 5th or 6th crazy fall-away jumper in that bonkers stretch, and I went “Oh god!” and reflexively covered my face, and my older son came rushing over because he thought something bad had happened to me.

in 2015 when LeBron was loafing his way through his first Cleveland season, I thought “Hey! This Hawks team is pretty good! They play like the team that just clobbered a LeBron team into the earth 11 months ago! Hawks in 6!”

But I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy and he’s got 167,000 miles on his Mk IV Jetta.

VWs are reliable.

This site has made a meme out of pointing out just how many times Rian Johnson has needed to explain his vision, but the thing is, if he needs to repeatedly explain what was going on in his own movie, then maybe it wasn’t a very good movie. I’m just saying.

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

With all these memes, you are truly doing The Lord’s work

Ehhh, as someone who does not believe in an afterlife, I have no issue with rich dudes dumping millions into figuring out how to live longer, as long as the research eventually becomes widely known.

Muh heritage!

If we’re thanking black women for showing up in higher than expected numbers for winning an election, are we also now blaming black women for showing up in lower than expected numbers for losing elections (cough 2016 cough)?

I’m in team never nap as well. If I close my eyes during the afternoon, I’ll sleep for hours, wake up feeling like shit, then be wide awake and unable to sleep that night and completely screwed up the next day. I am physically unable to cat nap. All napping is evil as far as I’m concerned. I would much rather power…

The next challenge is stuffing one of these in the boot.

nuclear armed madmen of the world, I think you should give us one