I’m not projecting.

How about just “all politicians”?

You’re still wrong.

Keep guessing.

I made a joke that didn’t go over well with the audience.

Thank God I’m not the only one who thinks you’re nothing more than a dumb ass bitch.

We are all on borrowed time. We are all worthless.

I am not trolling in the slightest. It was a bad joke for the audience, not an attempt at trolling.

I disagree with you.

Okay okay, sloths are off of the list for various reasons, but I will gladly add many more animals.

That would be this person:

Seriously, look at how cute that little fucker is.

I despise humanity for far better reasons than a bad joke.

I agree. How dare they exist!

I am not Satan.

Yeah koalas are seriously fucking assholes. I would never go near one.

Red pandas are absolutely adorable.

You don’t have very strong critical thinking skills, do you?

Actually I am nothing like those people.

No, I am not.