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The devs are really asking for the House of Mouse to come break their knee caps.

It’s time to seriously consider that Blizzard might have brain worms.

Shame Orson Scott Card never learned his own lesson on that one.

Don’t worry guys, media consolidation is actually a really great thing overall and is beneficial for consumers and creators. We swear! Please be excited about Microsoft consuming Activision, too! It’s for your our own good! I mean, your own good! Believe us!

Fuck Embracer.  Fuck megacorps.

Article seems to discuss short characters, but the headline indicates short players. This may not be accurate for all short players, as they likely have alternative means they consider ‘proper’ for kissing their real life loves. For one, their love might also be short, but that’s not the sole alternative.

named Tc’pa (Tom Cruise’s Personal Assistant)

A good DM doesn’t operate like this. A good DM wants the players to experience the most interesting possibilities, especially if they’re trying something as weird as throwing feces at a goblin”.

Hell, BG3 is actually REALLY good at making failure fun! We are discovering the game with a friend, and we hate to love the “Oh boy, here we go I guess”. But then the game goes crazy and we laugh and absolutely love it.

Also, most dice rolls are pretty easy to get? If you want better dice roll, better have someone with

This is absolutely the correct response. While the dice rolls mean that a particular avenue fails, it doesn’t resolve the option entirely.

Getting a bit salty over those nat 1s...

Absolutely disagree. Failure is an integral part of the game experience. Always being able to win and take the best route is incredibly boring. BG3 isn’t about min/maxing optimal decisions, it’s about exploring the world, doing interesting things, and yes, failing to do interesting things. That’s part of the fun, you

Infuriatingly, there’s a much better system that could have been used: use the dice rolls to determine whether you see the interesting choices.

I dunno, this is kind of a trash take imo. I found the game to be very good about playing with failed rolls in a way a live DM might.

Congratulations to Baldur’s Gate 3 for being “The Bear Sex Game.”

I got the costume first, then I beat it.

Premium, non-real money currency in games should be illegal. 

Speaking only for myself here, I have two tmnt tattoos. My book of The Last Ronin Cover art showed up a little earlier this month. And this is what my first fightstick looks like.

Alternatively, one could have eaten at Chipotle 12 times. (I funded my Battle Pass by ordering a burrito bowl).

I’m actually surprised since I thought Sony didn’t want to pay Dolby their license fees.