Based on the ground and vegetation in cover image, I’m guessing that he’s within 100 miles of Los Angeles, and probably just a bit east.

Good point. I think I got one with a separate windage tray from Joe Mondello back in the 80s

So...they stood around watching while nineteen people in a not-so-high-income part of Detroit suffered triple-digit (if not more) losses to their private property instead of, oh, I don’t know, parking their fucking news van somewhere it fucking BLOCKED the fucking pot hole? Or lighting fucking flares? Or putting…

No, you can’t drive it. 😁

A manual 800HP Mark VIII?!! This is incredible. Very nicely done. Also, appreciate the shout-out to the big block Olds era. I have a ‘70 Olds 98 Holiday Coupe with 455cid - can attest to the immense torque. Unfortunately RPM is limited to about 5k, but still fun for stop lights and cruising.

Officer David Clark? Puhleeze. I know Montgomery Scott when I see him.

Uh, on behalf of Canada. No thanks. What’s in it for us?

Bees belong in Piñatas, not gas tanks.

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

One (1) driver + two (2) front seat passengers + three (3) rear seat passengers + one (1) dead hooker in the trunk.

I want the Fleetwood 75. Twenty-one feet long, very comfortable seating for nine.

Who carries physical insurance documents any more? You should just pull up the insurance app on your phone to show the officer. Duh! /s

I wonder if there’s anything else that could be used to open a glove box? Like a mechanical linkage that may be operated manually? Have any other manufacturers done such a thing?

Shaft drive, FTW! :)

Solid write up.

Hence the “I was going to”

If you’re swapping a zany V4 you have to go zanier. VW VR5.

Driver assist would be far more accurate for what’s currently available.

I have a suggestion for the manufacturers: if the car can’t drive itself, stop implying that it can. The words “autopilot” and “self-driving car” are borderline false advertising, and they’re the reason people keep doing this. Stop making people think their cars are KITT. We’re getting there, but we’re not there yet.

I prefer holding a flashlight in my mouth because it also muffles the cursing.