There may not be butter in Hell, but there will be Ford vans.

When it’s not an option and you’re the king of the hill it’s OK for a little fuckbadgery.

Just sayin’

There is a lot of awesome to see here, even my dog takes pause at times.

I grew up in the northeast, the AK scale factor is definitely true; if you think something is a mile away, it will be 5.

Might want to change your handle before you do.