I’m sorry they associated that video with my name. My intent is always and only to sensitize my followers to similar acts of villainy. My mistake was probably not to specify that it was a complaint.

YouTube took down my hobo bludgeoning videos under some trumped up, terms of service nonsense.

Not quite.

EMU??? Mine got away! I understand they’re popular down in Torch’s neck o’ the woods! https://www.insider.com/eno-emu-located-in-north-carolina-after-months-2019-8

Damn it, this actually makes Turkey look like kind of a cool place!.....not a country that might amputate my hands for possessing a 1/2 gram of coke.

Yeah, it might sound a bit medicine-like but it’s the Turkish name for Anatolia (“Anadolu”).
The company still exists, they build most of the world’s Ford Transit models and the Ford F-MAX :

I’m pretty sure it should just be “Fuck you. Go pats” in pink and orange dunkin donuts font.

And it’s plain wrong, we are sorry for all the witchcraft.

Alaska: Live, Freeze, and Die.

As a native Mainuh - we got away from you Massholes. :-)

I’m a little upset the NY plate wasn’t ASSMAN.

Pennsylvania; either “Land of Four Seasons Total Landscaping” or “This Car Featured on Regular Car Reviews”.

DJ BrownManualWagon is my stage name

No

I expected the massachusetts plate to have something about massholes on it.

Yeeeeeah, I love my ex-comrades over here, but not even Cayennes could get me to thumb through a slideshow. (Sorry! I know it’s not y’all!!!)

I would propose the following corrections:

I would purchase an app that created personalized license plate pictures.

Thank you for saving me of trying to search “ass watertower georgia” on my work computer. 

OHIO is also 75% bowel.