I’m glad you’ve seen the light.

It’s always a difficult decision to put money into a pit you know you will never recover it from.  What I’ve taught myself about what I’ve spent on something vs. what I’ve discovered it’s value to be is, if I was happy with the price when I bought it, it was a good deal.  

It took me a moment, but damn, this was brilliant.

That would be absolutely creepy to see. Have some person in a vanta black suit come running towards the camera and it will look like Peter Pan’s shadow has come to life

Just last week, some modded Brodozer kept on creeping even closer when my wife and I were trying to drive. I pulled the right to avoid a stupid fight — my priority was staying alive. He cruised on right by us and he didn’t even try us, just kept on plowing right down the road. I thought about a brake check, but then…

That’s a brake check. 

I am a huge fan of Aux lights (Especially Baja Designs) but all these bros with chinesium lightbars on their trucks can fuck off.

I hope he made them all individually controllable so that he can communicate with the aliens, too.

I saw someone with an array like that mounted in front of their grill instead of on the roof. Of course the jackass was driving on a public road with it turned on. Fortunately, the median was large enough to provide space so oncoming drivers weren’t blinded.  People going the same way as this person weren’t so lucky.

Too bad my car is painted Vanta Black. He’ll never see me coming even with his portable sun.

I never said I was not also an edgelord.

That warm fuzzy part of my soul is dedicated to Marlboro liveries, which I am sure will warrant the same “bro they’re so overrated” reaction that I have to Gulf liveries. Not only do I just really like red, but I’m genuinely so upset that we got rid of cigarette liveries before we could have a beautiful Marlboro…

You know who I don’t like? Anybody who doesn’t have a deep-seated, unwavering affection for anything with gulf livery. It should occupy the same warm and fuzzy part of your soul that puppies do. I don’t care how much you hate dogs, but you should be giddy about puppies.

I’m with Elizabeth with this.

You’ve actually managed to sway my rock-solid car paint opinions by proving that not every Gulf livery or plain carbon fiber body has to look like a terrible edgelord is behind the wheel.

Uncreative as a reference, but it still looks great on it’s own.

This is actually my phone wallpaper. I like it because they deviated a lot from true Gulf colors into a pleasing set of colors. Blue and orange goes together in many situations.

Unpopular opinion:

I’m with you. Gulf has been overdone so often on cars that don’t deserve it that I now cringe when I see gulf.

Yes, please!  I too like it.