I like trim.

Wait...that's not how you're supposed to handle barbie dolls?

I just can’t wait until all the virtue-signaling has subsided as this endemic ends...naw I’m sayin?

This was actually a fantastic story. I was gripping my seat.

Aww, point to where the podcaster hurt you, lil buddy.

Good one, man! Sharp AND witty!

I’m not reading it like that. Curious to see what else comes out of this.

🤣🤣

Tesla fanboys are Trumpers?

And 100% dick move.

It’s fine, cuz I'm rubber and your glue and anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

How about tail lights that come on when the DRLs are on? Lazy, inattentive people these days like to rely on DRLs, yet in a thick fog you can't see the back of their grayscale vehicle at all.

I just broke 130k. So you KNOW I'm an authority on gas mileage. 🙂

You sound amazingly stupid.

Same here, though my miles are probably higher than yours. I checked like a week ago and I could get more than what I paid for it two years ago right now.

Not if he’s an owner-operator; then he IS the employer.

My ‘Ok Garmin’ activates from songs and all kinds of shit. Google Assistant is a lot better with that.

No, The reason people leave Jalopnik, is due to shitty commenters. WTF are you even going on about? David's response to you couldn't have been any better, I applaud him.

That is funny... Nothing like saying the word seriously around somebody with an iPhone and having Siri be like what do you want.

This is the first time that it’s happened to you? I don’t run Android Auto but I use Google Assistant on my Pixel. It’s happened several times. Also I have a Garmin dash cam that I can voice activate with ok Garmin instead of ok Google, And that seems to get triggered even more.