They like peanut butter.

But you also have to apply the 80/20 rule, and then things get really weird.

Hands up for Dick Cream!

Then all roofs should be titanium, or unobtainium. You know, something that won’t break but can still be light. Damn the costs, full speed ahead!

I would have agreed with you more in 2019.

I agree. I actually didn’t mention cameras, specifically. So the only other way is having cops sit on lights. Ever watched any Car Crashes Time on YouTube? Left turn and red light violations make up SO much up the crashes, it’s insane.

To add to his list: blind spot removal, no hidden driveways, clear markings, redesign of intersections with major accidents, enforcement of red light violations - like stepped up enforcement which is needed. Might be hard with the police defunded. Haha, period-specific joke. 🤣

“2nd Gear: Amid Calls Of Recovery, VW Finance Takes $590 Hit And Expects More“

And over-the-air updates cause fatal crashes. Every. Single. Major. Release.

My favorite is the fingerprints, followed closely by the glare from any light. Last but not least is not being able to use it with gloves on. Oh, and the distraction is nice, too.

Nice, for the Dad-joke flavor...

I do think the entire plot is quite plausible though - given all of the circumstances. Apparently GM does, too. Definitely keeping an eye on this one.

🤣🤣

I only fit one of those descriptions.

“Of course, there’s one way to find out for sure. Is there $3M in the Jalopnik budget for a T.50?”

Your name is outta control, MormonLawyerBajaBugLincolnTownCarGolfTDI_hadMk5GTI_Now4clCamry.

Yeah, I’m down with the rhyming, too.

Still getting there, Rob! :)

Lol.

That’s awesome! Good luck, Dave!